she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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