covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He passed out mid-signature
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Randomize
