Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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