party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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