I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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