I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
