we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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