I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
operation harelip BJ is a go
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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