Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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