How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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