marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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