we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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