: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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