so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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