I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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