margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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