no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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