Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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