Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize