Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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