So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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