it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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