Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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