just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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