umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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