I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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