birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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