I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He passed out mid-signature
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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