He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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