i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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