There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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