I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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