So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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