South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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go home
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Less talking, more tequila
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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