I need help removing her.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
