Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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