Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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