you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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