I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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