he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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