WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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