I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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