It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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