i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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