i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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