.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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