I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
