Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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