Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Randomize
