I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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