he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Holy shit dude........stairs
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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