is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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